Yes, apologise to him, even though he has the wit of a paving slab. If, after the apology, he continues to act like an eight year old, then stab him.

Kill them with kindness, works every time....

yes kindness is a nice thing

if you dont want to stab him, which may be a bit extreme i would imagine that cutting off his goolies would be much more of an issue for him.

I think one always has to weigh up, satisfaction and pleasure with complications.

id imagine their is no problem being completely satisfied.

BB

I thought stabbing people was illegal. You could always give him a Chinese burn instead. Or lace his tea with laxatives... Or, you could stake him to an anthill and smear his groinal region with honey.

Alternatively... You could handcuff him to some railings, tie bacon to his fussy bits and unleash your starving Staffordshire bull terrier in his general direction.

Someone tried to bully me at work once, so I waited 'til St Valentine's Day and wrote him a card which - quite naturally - he thought came from a woman. I made up a short poem, and the punchline made it clear that it was actually from an anonymous 'gay' admirer.

He had to open the card in front of a female colleague, who told everyone that Neil had received a Valentine's card from a bloke.

He went quiet after that, because the one thing which defeats idiots like that is to be universally mocked.

Give that man a cigar!

Sleepy, you are a champion!

Another fun tactic is to mess with his computer in a harmless way.

Use a screen image capture to creat a jpg file of his regular Windows Desktop.

Then hide all his icons, taskbar, etc in an innocent little folder.

Then set the jpg you created before as his windows background.

Expect it to take at least 14 1/3 minutes of hilarity for him tpo figure out what you've done.